Because I'm nice, I'm going to post only one set of contradictory lines.
"Take that, booksmarts!"
"Dom-i-nated, you cactus eating egghead!"
"Back to the drawin' board, genius!"
"Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules."
"Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?"
this should become a thing